i feel like calum would use glow in the dark condoms for fun and like giggle at how his dick looks like a light saber and ask stupid questions like “you wanna join the dark side” or some shit idk guys i see it
i just feel calum is a fun person to have sex with
im going down hill
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.