hemmosweater:

BUT THE JACKET LOOKS SO SOFT AMD COMFY AND HE WOULD LET YOU WEAR IT WHEN IT GETS COLD OUTSIDE BUT BEING THE IDIOT HE IS HE WOULD GET COLD HIMSELF AND ASK FOR IT BACK AMD THEN YOU GET ALL UPSET LIKE WTF LUKE BUT THEN HE PULLS YOU IN THE JACKET WITH HIM SO YOU CAN HAVE THE WARMTH OF HIM AND THE JACKET AT THE SAME AND THEN ID LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE BC THIS
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cuddlesclifford:

caeluem:

macknomore:

I REALLY REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS

HE HIS HOLDING CALUM WITH ONE FUCKING ARM ABORT MISSION A B O R T


HOLY SHIT I MADE THIS POST LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO ON MY OTHER BLOG HOW IS IT STILL CIRCULATING??
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5secondsoftechnicaldifficulties:

5secondsoftechnicaldifficulties:

i feel like calum would use glow in the dark condoms for fun and like giggle at how his dick looks like a light saber and ask stupid questions like “you wanna join the dark side” or some shit idk guys i see it

i just feel calum is a fun person to have sex with 

im going down hill


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fvckloubear:

"in year 9 we hated each other"
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in-love-withtheideaofbeinginlove:

hashtag-emma:


ARE THESE CHEST PAINS AND GOOSE BUMPS NORMAL!!??!!11??!!


WHY GOD WHY!!
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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.


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lukeforpresident:

Mazzi Maz knows what’s up.
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lina-wonder-blog:

Calum is the band slut
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